I will rage at someone for you for $5

If you dont want them to know its you i wont tell, tell me what to say or tell me about them and ill do my best from that. The raging will be coming from a female (coz face it people will side with a female a lot of the time if she makes out to be victimised or whatever), so i can do anything and maybe even get people to side with me if you are lucky. I prefer to rage on facebook but i can email, text (any country if you can give me the full number including countey code. thats the number that you sometimes get with +something in front of it).